Anyway if you see this you have to reblog and tag with a delight from ur day -- even the littlest thing counts
And you’re so concerned about my love life because? Because… I don’t want to drive around on patrol with you while you are moping about screwing this up.
which of these listed tumblr job types is yours
retail
food service (incl. restaurants, cafes, bars, cafeterias, etc)
teacher, professor, or childcare provider
engineer
parks and wildlife, outdoor research, animal husbandry, & farming
librarian, archivist, docent, or other “knowledge” hospitality
writer. like “regularly paid by an organization or clients” not like “aspiring”
artist, illustrator, graphic designer, ditto
healthcare and caregiving
you do not have a common tumblr job type listed above
I've encountered a strangely large number of stories online of single men who decide to test the theory that married men are inherently more desirable to women by buying a fake wedding ring and wearing it. They usually report that this works miraculously, women are far friendlier and more approachable, which is immediately interpreted as flirting. The conclusion they draw from the data is that women are inherently cruel, selfish and greedy, because clearly they don't want the man unless they think they're stealing from some other woman.
I wonder how many of these women in these experiments actually just thought they don't need to be wary about this man mistaking friendliness for flirting, since clearly he's not looking to date as he's already making someone else miserable.
I got halfway through the first paragraph above and thought of course women are nicer to men they think are married, the’re not worried about being hit on
God forbid these men just talk to women before they go off doing “research”.
im bi but when im around younger women and they seem to be stiff and cold with me i just mention being gay and they’re immediately very relieved. like yeah no i get that we’re the only two people at the quilt guild meeting under 50. but do not for an instant think i came here to pick up chicks. im raiding the free fabric table like beatrix potter squirrel.
i mean i would like a girlfriend, probably, but what i really want from a woman is sixty years of experience and a big box of free fabric she needs to put in someone else’s basement.
op delete this now
If I had to see this, then all of you have to as well
shana-rosee
witchmd13
I think in response to Twitter, Tumblr should make it so that you can't open any other apps on your phone until you've seen at least 600 posts for the day.
